Two and a Half Men

 EP24 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids

 EP23 - Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

 EP22 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

 EP21 - Above Exalted Cyclops

 EP20 - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

 EP19 - The Two Finger Rule

 EP18 - My Son's Enormous Head

 EP17 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

 EP16 - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

 EP15 - I'd Like to Start with the Cat

 EP14 - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

 EP13 - I Think You Offended Don

 EP12 - Thank God for Scoliosis

 EP11 - The Devil's Lube

 EP10 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

 EP9 - The Mooch at the Boo

 EP8 - Pinocchio's Mouth

 EP7 - Best H.O. Money Can Buy

 EP6 - It's Always Nazi Week

 EP5 - A Jock Strap in Hell

 EP4 - The Flavin' and the Mavin'

 EP3 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict

 EP2 - Pie Hole, Herb

 EP1 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child